Officially Retired 2025

Celebrate the sweet freedom of retirement with a dose of sass! This laser-cut wood ornament proudly declares “Officially Retired 2025 – Not My Problem Anymore” — because you've clocked out for good, and you're not looking back.

Made from durable 1/8-inch Baltic birch, this 3.5-inch ornament is perfect for the tree, the office farewell party, or as a cheeky gift for the newly retired legend in your life. Hang it up and let the world know: you're done, you're free, and you're off the clock — permanently